a sea black with ink

(via nonwaves) gabe, where are you? it looks like west virginia....

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:12:17 -0500

(via nonwaves) gabe, where are you? it looks like west virginia. but that might just be because i reaaaaaaally wish i was in west virginia right now.

catbus: Big Government Kitty strikes again, making the...

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:11:16 -0500

catbus:

Big Government Kitty strikes again, making the president bow to him in some foreign land (outside)! BAD KITTY, THE PET-MASTER RELATIONSHIP WORKS THE OTHER WAY AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PET OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY (cat food)!

why is everything funnier when it’s grayed-out at the bottom of the post preceded by a...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:51:32 -0500

why is everything funnier when it’s grayed-out at the bottom of the post preceded by a “#”

on pity-following

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 22:29:00 -0500

from now on, i will only follow-back my real friends, people i am still pretending to be on good terms with, d-list internet celebrities, people that i have like 50 mutual friends with but would probably not acknowledge if i saw on the street, and the finest of themed blogs.

and mills. i will probably never unfollow mills. he “liked” one of my posts once. i swear i was smarter for the rest of the day.

following 65 people, 236 followers. i am an asshole. and asshole with a dashboard free of taylor swift lyrics posted by brazilian tweens.

the interview went well. it is among like three things in my life that are “going well.”...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 15:53:00 -0500

the interview went well. it is among like three things in my life that are “going well.” three is a lot of things. if you count things that are “ok,” maybe there are five things that are not “really fucking shitty and inescapably bad.”

fingers crossed

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 08:05:05 -0500

fingers crossed

we realize it's a terrible band name

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:39:38 -0500

thejopeck: i think athens would be a cool place to live
shutupcharlotte: me too
thejopeck: lets start and indierock band and move there
shutupcharlotte: i dont play an instrument
shutupcharlotte: but i have bangs
thejopeck: we'll be minimalist
thejopeck: get a drum
thejopeck: thats it
thejopeck: or maracas
shutupcharlotte: we'll go for a white stripes thing
shutupcharlotte: but pick different colors
thejopeck: the bruises?
thejopeck: black and blue
shutupcharlotte: ahaaaaaaaa
shutupcharlotte: i am resisting the urge to tumbl this conversation
thejopeck: knock yourself at
thejopeck: thats another reason it'll work
thejopeck: because youre liveblogging our conversation

i have an interview tomorrow to be a talk programming intern for one of two shows on siriusxm. i...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:55:35 -0500

i have an interview tomorrow to be a talk programming intern for one of two shows on siriusxm.

i haven’t done anything (really) today and i was just sitting here wondering what the hell i’m going to do tomorrow. i guess this answers that question. and it might answer the question for awhile.

i have to go read the newspaper and wash my sassy-but-professional-blue-business-skirt.

hexproof: calling in sick to work wearing my socks the cat...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:30:49 -0500

hexproof: calling in sick to work wearing my socks the cat shirt

things i am inferring from this:
- this is the first time you’ve used your “webcam”
- you’re on the couch so you are probably playing modern warfare 2
- you’re not too sick to play modern warfare 2

(via executiveproducerdickwolf) i was really sad that i...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:07:49 -0500

(via executiveproducerdickwolf) i was really sad that i couldn’t go to this tonight. keep liveblogging; i’m with you in tumblr spirit.

rilo kiley - “the good that won’t come...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:54:00 -0500

rilo kiley - “the good that won’t come out”

when did i start identifying with this song? when did my life become a mumblecore movie? why is shit so hard and why can’t i stop talking about it?

in related news: “i’m nineteen and i don’t know what to do with my life wah wah wah “

hatertime: veeka: I don’t know if I could re-watch this movie....

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:53:00 -0500

hatertime:

veeka:

I don’t know if I could re-watch this movie. I watched it with my mom which was horrifically uncomfortable. The saddest part to me is the mother. Everyone else’s stories, while depressing, don’t hit me nearly as much.

reblogged because i saw this for the first time with my mom (it was the unrated version too). pretty awkward.

also saw this for the first time with my mom. also unrated. also awkward.

I'M MAKING DINNER FOR EVERYBODY

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:25:12 -0500

wechoserejoice:

aseablackwithink:

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE

I’m bringing half a tub of cookie dough that may only be eaten RAW.

hey, how did you reblog this because YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY LEFT. i am going to wind up eating all of this food like real soon.

I'M MAKING DINNER FOR EVERYBODY

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:19:13 -0500

REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE

(via executiveproducerdickwolf) it’s just nice to hear...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:37:00 -0500

(via executiveproducerdickwolf) it’s just nice to hear your voice.

a good picture of me courtesy of hexproof. girls always gotta...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:50:00 -0500

a good picture of me courtesy of hexproof. girls always gotta post pictures of themselves on tumblr*. it’s the way of things.

these chairs in oberlin’s library were great. the library in general, was great, but lacked the back alley charm** of mckeldin.

*but i didn’t make a self-deprecating comment so that people can reblog me going “no no no, your small mouth is your best feature!”, which is also the way of the tumblrverse.
**see: mckeldin masturbator.

RELIEVED

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:53:00 -0500

my faith in like, life as a worthwhile endeavor has been restored. or something like that. i’m picking out which song to dance to in my underwear when i get home.

executiveproducerdickwolf: I have now mailed records to two of...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:28:22 -0500

executiveproducerdickwolf: I have now mailed records to two of my musical heroes. Doing a label rules

this is awesome. what’d he order?

neutral milk hotel - song against sex I LOVE NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL....

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:34:10 -0500

neutral milk hotel - song against sex

I LOVE NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL. WHAT’S UP, STEREOTYPE ME.

yo, i hope nobody ever proposes to me on the god damn internet.

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:29:00 -0500

yo, i hope nobody ever proposes to me on the god damn internet.