Here I am, easily the most famous alumni under 40 and a hero to throngs of the types of kids they want to recruit from high school, and what does the school do for an alumni with a NY Times Best Seller that draws hundreds of students to virtually unpublicized events? Nothing. Not a fucking thing. A student group had to set the event up for me, I had to pay for the room, and they wouldn’t even give me the good speech room. It’s going to be funny when I get really big and they come to me asking for money or press or whatever. They are going to learn an expensive lesson in loyalty.