21st Century Romance
girl: i just invited myself over to his house on saturday night to watch an evening with kevin smith
girl: and then it got to be very late/early, depending on how you look at it
girl: so i was like, it is four in the morning, i have to wake up in 3 hours
girl: and he said the least romantic prelude ever
girl: namely, "how bad is your breath right now?"
girl: so then i brushed my teeth in his guest bathroom and made him do the same
girl: and then there was some kissing and me feeling incredibly nervous
me: i'm sorry?
me: i'm glad?
girl: and then i had to go home because it was 4am on easter sunday
Apr 1st