Facebook Chat is The Devil's Invention
linz: i love the faces of cats with stupid costumes on them. they're like '...you know i used to be worshipped as a GOD by the egyptians, right? yea? JUST CHECKING. cause, you know, you've got me wearing fucking ANTLERS.'- - - - - - -
me: PS I JUST CRUSHED YOU
linz: ps youre lying, its not good to lie to yourself.
linz: what the fuck did you just do.
me: Q on a triple word score playaaa!
linz: you wordcrafting little bitch.
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me: for anthro
me: makin shit up about the "studies" i've done on the wmuc counter culture
me: aka attending hipster parties
linz: can we have an hro themed party?
linz: where you have to dress like one of the hro types
me: i want to be in the electro wars
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linz: we need some AZNs
me: my RA is an azn
me: but not the kind we need
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
“I’m not an alcoholic. I can quit anytime I want to. I just...”
— Marilyn Monroe, Some Like It...
— Marilyn Monroe, Some Like It...
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
People say that my mom and I are completely different. I say...
Dec 2nd
(via ryanluikens)
Dec 2nd
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Everywhere (Fleetwood Mac cover) - Vampire Weekend (via tracks)
Where was this two hours...
Dec 1st
Cover Up Operation.
Dec 1st
love and break up
“sometimes u think everythings going well maybe with ur girl friend or maybe she isnt ur...
Nov 28th
I’m very excited to see Shane tomorrow. I’m...
Nov 26th
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I figured it was about time to give The Dad’s Band a post. This is The Philadelphia Blues...
Nov 26th
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Nov 26th
American Pie
“This is a long one, so light up!” We got an early Christmas present over at WMUC. Our...
Nov 25th
I’m really good at leaving really cheery voicemails. Real casual voicemails. Voicemails that...
Nov 25th
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Shit Talker - David Bazan (Day Trotter Session?)
Nov 25th
Bomb the Music Major Industry!: A Years Worth...
Nov 25th
This town will never need a light.
dustjacket: I took a few minutes to follow the stars tonight. One reminded me of you. Can I really...
Nov 25th
Uncool.
Nov 24th
The only true currency in this bankrupt world if what we share with someone else when we’re...
Nov 24th
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On that note, I love old fuckin’ musicals, how about you?
Singin’ in the Rain. Donald...
Nov 23rd
How About You? (Extended Version)
I like New York in June, how about you? I like a Gershwin tune, how about you? I love a fireside,...
Nov 23rd
It’s too early, always too early, when I open my eyes. There are dead bodies everywhere, at...
Nov 23rd
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After Hours - We Are Scientists
Is it possible for spontaneity to become a routine?
There were...
Nov 22nd
Nov 21st
“When I give, I give myself.”
— Walt Whitman (via roads2roam)
— Walt Whitman (via roads2roam)
Nov 21st
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I love Huey lewis and The News. And American Psycho only added to that.
Nov 21st
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(via blurredvision)
Nov 21st
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Speaking of Noah and the Whale, here’s “5 Years Time”. So fuckin’ upbeat....
Nov 20th
Aren’t doctors always supposed to be right? I got a rapid strep test on Tuesday and it was...
Nov 20th
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Movin’ On Up - The Pietasters
A long forgotten love rekindled.
Nov 20th
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lfar:
Last night, I had a dream We were inseparably entwined Like a piece of rope made out of...
Nov 20th
boneretteparty:
Ira.
Nerd boner.
Nov 20th
GPYOW that isn’t really G.
The other side of my sign...
Nov 20th
A Dilemma:
Sore throat and box of cinnamon toast crunch.
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
Maggie: I’ll win, alright. Brick: Win what? What is the, uh, victory of a cat on a hot tin...
Nov 19th
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THIS IS REAL.
Nov 19th
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Seventeen Years - Ratatat
I been rappin’ for about seventeen years, okay? I don’t...
Nov 19th
dining hall shenanigans
burnedtoast: Me: I like my women like I like my coffee—ground up and in the freezer. Dude: I like...
Nov 19th
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lalalinz:
Remember last night when we went and saw The Aquabats and Suburban Legends and it was a...
Nov 18th
It’s a simpler issue than you think. From the Prop 8...
Nov 17th
cursivebuildings:
lips cracked by winter heat, taste of salt...
Nov 17th
The Days Dogs Die
kaylschmayl: The days dogs die are usually good days for barbecues, nice sunny days, perfect for...
Nov 17th
Twice Times Then Is Now
You ask how old am I bleached by the sun my teeth all gone. How old am I? I have no guide no...
Nov 14th
Me: sweatpants, internet, cinnamon toast crunch.
Jack: god
Jack: you're destined to be someones lonely aunt
Me: see that's impossible,
Me: i'm an only child.
Me: so i guess just the lonely part.
Jack: god
Jack: you're destined to be someones lonely aunt
Me: see that's impossible,
Me: i'm an only child.
Me: so i guess just the lonely part.
Nov 14th
“For even this dust that blows along the street Once whispered to its love that life was...
Nov 13th
I’m going to tell you why I’ve been so happy these past few days. You’re going to...
Nov 13th
Okay, make that two pictures of my babygirl.
Nov 12th
I thought now would be an appropriate time to post a picture...
Nov 12th
A Riddle
Q: Charlotte has not woken up before 7:30 yet this semester. It is 7:00 right now, but this fact...
Nov 11th
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Keith Oblermann. No yelling. No hyberbole. No partisanship. No demonizing. Just sincerity.
Nov 11th
I am a such a prolific Tumblrette.
But only when I have a ton of shit due in the morning.
Nov 11th
“I think adults tend to forget about the fears of childhood,” author Jenny Boylan...
Nov 11th
“A girl I once caught reading Fahrenheit 451 over my shoulder on the subway confessed: “You know,...
Nov 11th
Why Lindsey Doesn't Get Any Work Done These...
Nov 11th
(via burnedtoast) Nothing worse than evidence of...
Nov 11th
So, here I am, squirreled away in some dark corner of McKeldin, minding my own business, when I...
Nov 11th
It’s been awhile, garfieldminusgarfield, but...
Nov 10th
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Cold-Blooded Old Times - Smog
Seriously, though. How great was this soundtrack?
Nov 10th
Things I did this weekend instead of writing a ten page paper:
paint paint paint;
frolick...
Nov 10th
Someone told me today that it was hard to take me seriously...
Nov 10th
(via roads2roam)
No, seriously.
Nov 9th
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The Goodbye Song - Moldy Peaches
The whole point of The Moldy Peaches is that they’re...
Nov 9th
Nov 8th
“I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and...
Nov 8th
I’ve realized that as much of a snob as I can be when it comes to music, art, poetry, and...
Nov 8th
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Your English is Good - Tokyo Police Club
A little underwear dancing never hurt anyone.
Nov 8th
I resent this knowledge that has set itself squarely between me and my happiness. I resent this...
Nov 7th
“When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting...”
— Jonathan Safran Foer,...
— Jonathan Safran Foer,...
Nov 6th
Victory was pretty sweet.
(Right when it was called. We...
Nov 5th
"[Unititled]"
kaylschmayl: You did say, need me less and I’ll want you more. I’m still shellshocked at needing...
Nov 5th
What’s up, irony? I like to think I wouldn’t...
Nov 5th
Why did I wait until the last minute to read this for...
Nov 5th
“What a beautiful time to be young!”
Nov 5th
Excited at UMD! And to think… this is just the...
Nov 5th
“I believe that we have a righteous wind at our backs and...”
— The next President of our...
— The next President of our...
Nov 5th
I Didn't Vote for Obama Today
Nov 5th
I’ve got to walk to the Comcast Center garage. I’ve got to drive to Bowie. I’ve...
Nov 4th
“I’m still here. I never really went anywhere to begin with. I’m also a wheel—...
Nov 3rd
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Sunken Treasure - Wilco
Nov 3rd
You knew it had to happen eventually. My blog’s...
Nov 3rd
Nov 3rd
ATTN:
My Best Friend’s Radio Show is now Sunday Night, 10:00-12:00, starting next week. You can...
Nov 3rd
(via 9 0 0 0)
Nov 3rd
“The weight of the world is love. Under the burden of...”
— Allen Ginsberg, Song
— Allen Ginsberg, Song
Nov 3rd