Something I Am Good At: Beating a Dead...
(watching Dead Poet's society)
Dude: Wait - they had making out in the 50's?
Me: No, they just moved straight on from holding hands to having sex. "Oh look honey, we're married. Let me put my penis inside of you. Please don't touch me anywhere else."
Dude: I just meant—
Me: No, no, when making out was invented in 1968, it was a very big deal.
Dude: Like I was just surprised—
Me: That they had sex drives in the 50's? You're right, they didn't.
Oct 12th
Mom: Why did you post on my facebook at 2:30 in the morning?
Me: I took a break from studying. I figure I'm just going to sleep all day on Thursday.
Mom: Charlotte, sleep is not like, some kind of, uh, bank or something. You can't just like withdraw all the time and then make this one big deposit and expect to break even and not like— go bankrupt. You should deposit 8 dollars every day. You should get eight hours of sleep a night.
Me: Wow. Thanks for that, Senator Stevens.
Oct 7th