a sea black with ink
November 27, 2009

hexproof:

lady in the parking lot: i told you you look like the boy from slumdog millionaire. i said you should watch it.
me:…ohhhhh [i’m lying. i have no idea what she is talking about. i assume she’s confusing me for another brown person.]
lady in the parking lot: yeah you should really watch it. it’s a good movie.
me: yeah. i’ve heard that.
lady in the parking lot: you really do look like him. when i first saw you i thought you were him and i wondered why he’d be working here.
me: yeah, if i were in slumdog millionaire there’s no way i’d be working at the fda.

god does photoshop come in handy sometimes

November 26, 2009
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electricfood: I’m a tumblr.

i will always reblog this joke.

i am mostly thankful for doug, lindsey, mike, joe, scout, and that sweet potato/pumpkin/onion/bacon soup my grandma made today. yeah, i just put a food item in with four people and a cat.

November 25, 2009
(via nonwaves) gabe, where are you? it looks like west virginia. but that might just be because i reaaaaaaally wish i was in west virginia right now.

(via nonwaves) gabe, where are you? it looks like west virginia. but that might just be because i reaaaaaaally wish i was in west virginia right now.

catbus: Big Government Kitty strikes again, making the president bow to him in some foreign land (outside)! BAD KITTY, THE PET-MASTER RELATIONSHIP WORKS THE OTHER WAY AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PET OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY (cat food)!

catbus:

Big Government Kitty strikes again, making the president bow to him in some foreign land (outside)! BAD KITTY, THE PET-MASTER RELATIONSHIP WORKS THE OTHER WAY AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PET OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY (cat food)!

November 24, 2009

why is everything funnier when it’s grayed-out at the bottom of the post preceded by a “#”

on pity-following

from now on, i will only follow-back my real friends, people i am still pretending to be on good terms with, d-list internet celebrities, people that i have like 50 mutual friends with but would probably not acknowledge if i saw on the street, and the finest of themed blogs.

and mills. i will probably never unfollow mills. he “liked” one of my posts once. i swear i was smarter for the rest of the day.

following 65 people, 236 followers. i am an asshole. and asshole with a dashboard free of taylor swift lyrics posted by brazilian tweens.

the interview went well. it is among like three things in my life that are “going well.” three is a lot of things. if you count things that are “ok,” maybe there are five things that are not “really fucking shitty and inescapably bad.”

fingers crossed

fingers crossed

November 23, 2009
we realize it's a terrible band name
thejopeck:
i think athens would be a cool place to live
shutupcharlotte:
me too
thejopeck:
lets start and indierock band and move there
shutupcharlotte:
i dont play an instrument
shutupcharlotte:
but i have bangs
thejopeck:
we'll be minimalist
thejopeck:
get a drum
thejopeck:
thats it
thejopeck:
or maracas
shutupcharlotte:
we'll go for a white stripes thing
shutupcharlotte:
but pick different colors
thejopeck:
the bruises?
thejopeck:
black and blue
shutupcharlotte:
ahaaaaaaaa
shutupcharlotte:
i am resisting the urge to tumbl this conversation
thejopeck:
knock yourself at
thejopeck:
thats another reason it'll work
thejopeck:
because youre liveblogging our conversation