a sea black with ink
November 27, 2009
2:20 pm
hexproof:
lady in the parking lot: i told you you look like the boy from slumdog millionaire. i said you should watch it.
me:…ohhhhh [i’m lying. i have no idea what she is talking about. i assume she’s confusing me for another brown person.]
lady in the parking lot: yeah you should really watch it. it’s a good movie.
me: yeah. i’ve heard that.
lady in the parking lot: you really do look like him. when i first saw you i thought you were him and i wondered why he’d be working here.
me: yeah, if i were in slumdog millionaire there’s no way i’d be working at the fda.

god does photoshop come in handy sometimes
November 26, 2009
9:47 pm
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
electricfood: I’m a tumblr.
i will always reblog this joke.
9:37 pm
i am mostly thankful for doug, lindsey, mike, joe, scout, and that sweet potato/pumpkin/onion/bacon soup my grandma made today. yeah, i just put a food item in with four people and a cat.
November 25, 2009
4:12 pm
(via nonwaves) gabe, where are you? it looks like west virginia. but that might just be because i reaaaaaaally wish i was in west virginia right now.
4:11 pm
catbus:
Big Government Kitty strikes again, making the president bow to him in some foreign land (outside)! BAD KITTY, THE PET-MASTER RELATIONSHIP WORKS THE OTHER WAY AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE PET OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHO PAY YOUR SALARY (cat food)!
November 24, 2009
10:51 pm
why is everything funnier when it’s grayed-out at the bottom of the post preceded by a “#”
10:29 pm
on pity-following
from now on, i will only follow-back my real friends, people i am still pretending to be on good terms with, d-list internet celebrities, people that i have like 50 mutual friends with but would probably not acknowledge if i saw on the street, and the finest of themed blogs.
and mills. i will probably never unfollow mills. he “liked” one of my posts once. i swear i was smarter for the rest of the day.
following 65 people, 236 followers. i am an asshole. and asshole with a dashboard free of taylor swift lyrics posted by brazilian tweens.
3:53 pm
the interview went well. it is among like three things in my life that are “going well.” three is a lot of things. if you count things that are “ok,” maybe there are five things that are not “really fucking shitty and inescapably bad.”
November 23, 2009
11:39 pm
we realize it's a terrible band name
thejopeck:
i think athens would be a cool place to live
shutupcharlotte:
me too
thejopeck:
lets start and indierock band and move there
shutupcharlotte:
i dont play an instrument
shutupcharlotte:
but i have bangs
thejopeck:
we'll be minimalist
thejopeck:
get a drum
thejopeck:
thats it
thejopeck:
or maracas
shutupcharlotte:
we'll go for a white stripes thing
shutupcharlotte:
but pick different colors
thejopeck:
the bruises?
thejopeck:
black and blue
shutupcharlotte:
ahaaaaaaaa
shutupcharlotte:
i am resisting the urge to tumbl this conversation
thejopeck:
knock yourself at
thejopeck:
thats another reason it'll work
thejopeck:
because youre liveblogging our conversation